I heard about this poem at a Home School convention and bought the book
myself and typed it in cause I liked it so much!
| The most important thing we’ve learned,
So far as children are concerned, Is never, never, NEVER let Them near your television set – Or better still, just don’t install The idiotic thing at all. In almost every house we’ve been, We’ve watched them gaping at the screen. They loll and slop and lounge about, And stare until their eyes pop out. (Last week in someones’s place we saw A dozen eyeballs on the floor.) They sit and stare and stare and sit
It rots the senses in the head!
‘All right!’ you’ll cry. ‘All right!’ you’ll say,
We’ll answer this by asking you,
THEY … USED … TO … READ!
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The nursery shelves held books galore!
Books cluttered up the nursery floor! And in the bedroom, by the bed, More books were waiting to be read! Such wondrous, fine, fantastic tales Of dragons, gypsies, queens, and whales And treasure isles, and distant shores Where smugglers rowed with muffled oars, And pirates wearing purple pants, And sailing ships and elephants, And cannibals crouching ‘round the pot, Stirring away at something hot. (It smells so good, what can it be! Good gracious, it’s Penelope.) The younger ones had Beatrix Potter With Mr. Tod, the dirty rotter, And Squirrel Nutkin, Pigling Bland, And Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle and – Just How The Camel Got His Hump, And How The Monkey Lost His Rump, And Mr. Toad, and bless my soul, There’s Mr. Rat and Mr. Mole – Oh, books, what books they used to know, Those children living long ago! So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
And once they start – Oh boy, oh boy!
And later, each and every kid
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P.S. Regarding Mike Teavee,
We very much regret that we
Shall simply have to wait and see
If we can get him back his height.
But if we can’t – it serves him right.